The lawyers made me do it

While the copywriting you receive from me is my very best, my work is not guaranteed. I offer no warranty of any kind. I'll bend over backwards trying to make you happy, but I'm human, and humans are not perfect. (Red wine + chocolate can fix almost anything though.)

The lawyers made me do it - affiliate version

Yes, sometimes the products or services I recommend for you are affiliate programs. I will earn a commission if you buy using my links. I usually ask for payment in the form of puppies, but they always refuse. Either way, I only recommend products that are so good that I'd still recommend them to you if there were no puppies or money involved.